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BIG LIST: Gallery of Gluttony
Thursday 22 September 2011, 04:10PM
  Proving that holding a world record requires nothing more than eating an awful lot of really awful stuff, here are some of the world’s more bizarre eating accomplishments. The only real question is, why?   – Don ‘Moses’ Lerman probably took ten years off his life when he ate seven quarter-pound sticks of salted butter in five minutes at the Fox Glutton Bowl in 2002. – Oleg Zhornitskiy probably took lost 11 years when he consumed four 32-ounce bowls of mayonnaise in eight minutes, making him the “undisputed world mayonnaise eating champion”, according to his online bio. We all have our claims to fame… – Joe Chestnut is probably the biggest name in the ‘sport’ of competitive eating (because apparently it is actually a sport, and people do actually care about it). Among his list of impressively gluttonous records though is his 103 Krystal Burgers in eight minutes on October 28, 2007. That’s just over 16 burgers a minute – or one every 3.75 seconds. – Sonya Thomas holds the record for the largest amount of fruitcake consumed in 10 minutes, scoffing down four pounds, 14 ¼ ounces of Wegmans Fruitcake on December 30, 2003. The record stands since 2003, so it’s probably fair to say that no one has bothered challenging it, if only for the fact that eating even one ounce of fruitcake is gag-inspiring. – Eric Booker is a big man, and obviously has an appetite to match, destroying 49 glazed doughnuts in eight minutes on October 2, 2002. – Perhaps the most impressive record on this list goes to 65-year-old Dick LeFevre, who put away six pounds of Spam from the can in 12 minutes at the Spamarama festival on April 3, 2004. It’s hard to decide what’s more disturbing – that someone ate six pounds of Spam, or that a Spamarama festival actually exists. – Most people know Takeru Kobayashi (if they know him at all) as a skinny Japanese guy who eats a lot of hot dogs. But he also boasts the record for the most cow brains with 57 (17.7 pounds) in 15 minutes. Picture human brains, but smaller and cooked a bit. Mmmm … makes you hungry, right? – With a name like Joey Chestnut, how could you not enter the world of competitive eating? And so it is that Mr Chestnut holds the asparagus record, downing 9 lbs, 5.2 oz of deep fried asparagus spears in 10 minutes at the Stockton Asparagus Fest on April 16, 2011. Mr Chestnut also holds the record for the most grilled cheese sandwiches, scoffing 47 in 10 minutes on June 10, 2006. Oddly, he holds no records for eating chestnuts. – Don Lerman ate six pounds of baked beans in one minute, 48 seconds. You can just imagine the after effects… – The honours for the most amount of pickled beef tongue, with 3 pounds 3 ounces in 12 minutes, goes to Dominic Cardo. – Charles Hardy consumed 6 pounds 9 ounces of giant cabbage in 9 minutes. – Juliet Lee downed 13.23 lbs of jellied cranberry sauce in eight minutes as part of Spike TV’s MLE Chowdown on November 22, 2007. – The record for eating live cockroaches is held by Ken Edwards of Derbyshire, England. In 2001 he ate 36 hissing Madagascar roaches in one minute. – On October 8, 2008, Eric Livingston defied all concepts of human revulsion and downed 3 pounds of Haggis in just 8 minutes. He’s not even Scots. – Eric Booker was understandably tearful after taking out the record for the most onions, ploughing through 8.5 ounces (three onions) in one minute on August 8, 2004. – Arturo Rios, Jr. ate 2.89 lbs of pigs’ feet in 10 minutes at the State Fair Meadowlands on June 23, 2007. – Sonya Thomas has a stomach of steel. Not only does she claim the honour of eating 36 dozen Acme oysters in 10 minutes on March 20, 2005; she also downed 38 Moon Pies in eight minutes at the Lady Luck Caruthersville Moon Pie Eating World Championship on October 16, 2010. For the uninitiated, a moon pie is a pastry which consists of two round graham cracker cookies, with marshmallow filling in the centre, dipped in chocolate. She’s also a turducken champ. A turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed into a de-boned turkey. If even thinking about that isn’t enough to kill you, try eating 7¾ of this preposterous poultry dish. That’s exactly what Ms Thomas did in just 12 minutes on November 26, 2003. – But the champion of chow-down champions has to be Patrick Bertoletti, who set a record at the 7-Eleven Sports Slurpee competition on April 15, 2010, by downing a 22 oz slurpee in just 9 seconds. It’s not clear how long it took him to recover from the brainfreeze that inevitably followed. That’s possibly why, on May 1 this year Mr Bertoletti swallowed 275 pickled jalapeno peppers in eight minutes at the La Costena “Feel the Heat” Jalapeno Eating Championship this year. How long it took before he could rise again from the can is also not recorded. In between these two feats he set another record, this time on March 19, swallowing 7.5 pounds of fried catfish in 10 minutes at the Rhythm City Casino World Catfish Eating Championships. Enough? Not for Mr Bertoletti. He probably gained instant cholesterol problems after destroying 38 Mars Bars in five minutes at the Red Faction Mars Bar Eating World Championship on July 22, 2010. Oh yes, and in September last year Mr Bertoletti ate 5 lbs 11.2 oz of sour pickles in six minutes at the Isle Casino Pompano Park World Pickle Eating Championship.
BIG LIST: Unusual Protests
Thursday 15 September 2011, 11:58AM
  Blood red Starting locally, in last year’s Red Shirt demonstrations in Bangkok, anti-government protesters approached the office of then-Prime Minister Abhisit Vajjajiva, dumping about 300 litres of human blood that had been donated for their cause.   Dedicated to the cause In May 2009, an Egyptian man made probably the most dedicated protest in history, cutting off his own penis to express his displeasure at his parents’ choice of bride. The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt, who also mutilated his testicles, was taken to hospital in a stable condition, but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member.   Name of the game In late 2008, a 19-year-old woman from Virginia in the USA reportedly changed her name to a website address protesting animal dissection. The former Jennifer Thornburg – whose driver’s licence read Cutout Dissection.com after the name change – wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools. Her parents still call her Jennifer.   Butter up In a protest that was mercilessly parodied on South Park, the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society threw 24 litres of rotten butter at a Japanese harpoon whaling vessel in February 2009. Three of the whalers reportedly vomited from the rancid smell, but Sea Shepherd captain Paul Watson insisted the attack was a reasonable way for the activists to send their message. Each to his own.   Shoe storm Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi became an international hero after flinging both his shoes at then-US president George W Bush during a 2008 press conference. He shouted: “This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog,” as he threw the first shoe, and: “This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq,” as he threw the second. Initially sentenced to three years in jail for his protest, he eventually served only nine months. Hook, line and silver Alice Newstead likes sharks. In fact she loves sharks. At least that’s what we’re assuming, because in a campaign against shark extinction, she pierced her skin with oversized fish hooks and hung from the ceiling of a Paris boutique. Alice painted her body silver to resemble a shark, before being hoisted into the air with the fishing hooks. The painful stunt went on for 15 minutes. Showered in publicity Less bizarre than funny (though still undeniably bizarre), protesters from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) decided to take a public shower on a busy Hollywood street to make a point on World Water Day about how much water was used by the meat industry. All well and good. Except the sight of two naked women in public is an obvious health hazard and caused a (relatively minor) traffic accident.   Epic protest of miniature proportions The world’s smallest climate campaigners took over a Kingsnorth Power Plant replica at Legoland in California, decorating it with a tiny banner reading “Stop Climate Change”. Six one-inch-tall campaigners could be seen unfurling the banner, as tiny Lego police watched from the ground.   Making it stick Dan Glass wanted to make sure his message to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown stuck – so he poured some super glue in his palm before shaking Brown’s hand at an award ceremony. Glass, who was affiliated with climate change group Plane Stupid, said “I’ve just superglued myself to your arm. Don’t panic. This is a non-violent protest.” Mr Brown freed himself after about 30 seconds, and took the stunt in good humour.   Feline frenzy Three journalism students from Denmark got their Facebook profiles deleted after posting graphic pictures of themselves butchering, cooking and eating a feral cat. The students, who partook in the stunt in what many called a misguided effort to draw attention to factory farming, say the cat was killed humanely and were surprised by the negative reaction from the public.   Got milk? Some 2,500 farmers from across the European Union gathered in Brussels in October 2009, to protest at collapsing milk prices, spraying riot police with milk straight from cow udders and then coating them in hay fired from a silo. Milk supply in Europe exceeds demand and farmers claimed they were forced to sell their milk at prices below cost.   Whale of a time In 2007, Greenpeace tried to force the Japanese government into a reality check by dumping a dead whale on the streets in front of the Japanese embassy in Berlin. Japanese whalers kill thousands of whales every year, defying an international ban through a loophole that allows whaling for “scientific” purposes. Japanese lawmakers were largely unperturbed by the whale carcass.   Bricks and mortar Late last year, property developer Cameron Hope bricked up the front door of a Barclays branch in the UK after being turned down for a business loan. Mr Hope was supported by other local business owners as he built a 2.4m by 1.2m wall in front of the bank. Phallic philanthropy In July last year, an 80 metre monster penis was painted on a drawbridge in St Petersburg by activist group Voina. The group stated: “We have painted a giant phallus to show what the FSB and Interior Ministry are doing in terms of security.” Well, if a giant penis won’t get your message across, nothing will. Clowning around In June last year, one hundred professional clowns took to the streets of San Salvador, capital of El Salvador, in protest against the killing of a bus passenger by two robbers dressed as clowns. Complete with oversized bow ties, tiny hats and big yellow trousers the clowns marched through the centre of the capital in an attempt to show citizens that real clowns “aren’t killers”.   Barking mad In March 2007, a former South Korean army commando held a protest in front of the Japanese embassy in Seoul to mark the anniversary of peaceful mass demonstrations against Japanese colonial rule that took place in 1919. Apparently he got the brilliant idea of bringing along five dog heads, which were taken from some of the dog meat markets in the city, and placing them on the pavement to symbolise Koreans who supported Japanese colonial rule.   Black swan Controversial “artist” Mark McGowan took his dislike of the Queen to an extreme level – by eating a swan. McGowan was attempting to challenge “the upper classes who shoot game, but never eat it”. In similarly ridiculous and oddly targeted protests, Mr McGowan has sat in a bathtub full of baked beans with chips up his nose and sausages around his head while claiming to be the “defender of the full English breakfast”, and eaten chunks of a Corgi dog in protest against Prince Philip for hunting foxes.   Faecal point Yes, this is indeed about a protest that involved hurling poo. The protesters were a group of South Korean cattle farmers, who were enraged that Korea’s Lotte supermarkets had decided to sell US beef. The photo opposite pretty much says it all – they’re throwing poo at a supermarket.
Horseplay at the World Cup
Thursday 15 September 2011, 11:53AM
  There will be plenty of horsing around when New Zealand takes the rugby field against England later this month. To clarify, we’re not talking about the World Cup. Players on this rugby field have four legs and tend to lack the ball handling skills of their national heroes. All the players are ponies and donkeys from Clevedon Animal Farm, south of Auckland. Lynn Colecutt came up with the idea for the match when Clevedon adopted England as its second team. “It’s supposed to be a laugh,” she said. Laugh indeed. The animals have been training fortnightly for several months and she has now upped that to five days a week. Her coaching tactics are simple: “You get them in the right way and tell them to kick it.” The animals all kick the rugby ball backwards. Now she’s working on getting them to move in the same direction. And training’s also under way for a haka – although it’s not quite clear what exactly that will involve. Although her final lineup for the four-aside teams is undecided, an undoubted star of the Animal All Blacks will be Danny Boy. The five-year-old Welsh pony’s kicking skills have won him the number 10 black jersey – the one worn by his human counterpart Dan Carter. Danny Boy’s younger brother Merlin, aged two, loves kicking the ball too but his position and team isn’t set yet. “I want to see who does what together and will then work out the team,” Lynn said. The farm’s arena has been set up with a mock rugby field complete with goalposts and tiered seating. The players will know it’s a rugby match rather than their normal farm shows when they run on to the field through a special tunnel. There are even cheerleaders – three miniature ponies decked out in ruffles.
BIG LIST: Strange sleepwalking stories
Saturday 10 September 2011, 02:33AM
  Pleasant dreams In 2004, sleep medicine experts treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking – that was her excuse anyway. At night while asleep, the middle-aged sleepwalker from Australia left her house and had sexual intercourse with strangers. Her secret came out one night, when her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in a sex act.   Perfect husband Robert Wood, a 55-year-old chef, apparently gets up four or five times a week and heads to the kitchen where he prepares omelettes, stir fries and chips – while asleep. Once he tried to fill a small bowl with a whole box of cereal and a carton of milk.   Out in the cold In January 2009, Timothy Brueggeman, a 51-year-old electrician from Wisconsin, sleepwalked out of his home wearing only his underwear and a fleece shirt. His body was found the next morning about 150 metres from his rural home. With temperatures around -27°C, Brueggeman had died of hypothermia.   Taking the plunge In May 2009, a sleepwalking teenager stepped out of the bedroom window and plunged eight metres to the ground. Rachel Ward, 18, had got out of bed and pulled on a jumper before making her dramatic, unconscious exit. She landed feet first on a narrow strip of grass next to her car, leaving six-inch divots in the ground, before collapsing. Amazingly, she wasn’t injured and didn’t wake up properly until the next day.   Likely story In 2007, Alan Ball went to a New Year’s Eve house party, drank heavily and fell asleep on a sofa. At some point during the night, he got up, went upstairs and climbed into bed with an under-age girl, whom he kissed on the lips. After a lengthy court case, he was acquitted of any wrongdoing because he was asleep at the time.   The constant gardener In 2005, a sleep-walking computer expert was reportedly caught by his wife mowing the lawn stark naked at 2am. She was afraid to wake him up because she had always been told it can be dangerous to disturb someone who is sleepwalking. She just turned off the mower, went back to bed and let him get on with it.   Staying connected In 2005, a 44-year-old woman went to bed about 10pm but got up two hours later and walked to her computer in the next room. She turned it on, connected to the internet, and logged on before composing and sending three emails. Each was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, not well formatted and written in strange language.   Climbing high A London girl climbed the counterweight of a crane at a construction project, some 40 metres in the air. A fireman climbed the crane to try to talk her down, only to find her sleeping. Not wanting to alarm her and make her fall, the fireman did what any responsible public servant would and went through her personal belongings, found her phone and got her parents to call and wake her up.   Lucky break On a frigid Denver night in 2003, a quiet and unassuming nurse took a sleeping pill and went to bed. While still asleep, she got up, slugged down half a bottle of wine and got into her car. Not surprisingly, she crashed, but as two fully awake police officers watched on, the nurse got out of the vehicle and urinated in the road. When the officers went to arrest her, she assaulted them. Prosecutors let her plead guilty to a reckless driving charge alone.   Just desserts When Anna Ryan inexplicably gained 60 pounds, she sought medical help. But to the surprise of both Anna and her doctor, it was discovered she was eating while asleep, literally devouring boxes of bakery goods without her conscious mind realising it.   On the recordDion McGregor wanted to be a songwriter. He also had the habit of talking in his sleep, clearly and succinctly narrating his dreams in a conversational tone. His roommate decided to record the darkest parts of McGregor’s psyche, and then released it on an album. The audio, however, is not for those at work or for more sensitive souls – McGregor detailed the finer points of shoving fruit up one’s anus (or other orifices depending on one’s gender) and swinging from boobs like Tarzan.   Serious nightmare On May 23, 1987, 23-year-old Kenneth Parks got up, got in his car and drove 23 kilometres to his in-laws’ home. He stabbed to death his mother-in-law and assaulted his father in law. All while asleep – apparently. The man was not only acquitted of the crimes, but reportedly ran, years later, for election to his local school board.
Thai with a twist in Phuket Town
Saturday 20 August 2011, 03:58AM
If you want a great night out in Phuket Town, with some of the best Thai food around, look no further than Siam Indigo, Exotique Bar & Restaurant. Co-owner Celine Masson has transformed an historical old building on Phang Nga Rd, into a trendy restaurant oozing with character. Celine and friend Pisit Aongskultong decided to go into business together and began searching for the perfect place in Phuket Town, when they came across the 100-year-old building. They redecorated and the inside of the restaurant is now simply spectacular, with various art gracing the walls. The restaurant offers a mixture of "Thai with a twist" dishes, many of which give traditional Thai recipes new life, such as the signature dish of duck massaman curry (B250). Also sampled was pla neung manaow (seabass fish fillet served with Chinese fungus mushrooms), for B280. The restaurant offers a selection of Thai tapas, which is a fantastic idea to ensure you get to sample all the great dishes. Six tapas are B230 per person, while 10 are 290 pp. Our selection of mixed tapas included fresh tuna laab on shrimp cracker (easily the stand out dish), mini shrimp cakes, smoked salmon on a rice noodle bed, smoked chicken wings, smoked duck rolls with ginger orange salsa, and green mango salad with marinated shrimp. Cocktails, including a spicy mojito which has chilli pieces inside, are B190, except during happy hour from 5pm to 7pm when they are only B100. Celine is the perfect host, and sister Cathy runs the night time operations with the same enthusiasm. You can tell that both these women love Phuket Town and are passionate about the restaurant. Siam Indigo is the perfect place for an evening drink, a romantic meal for two, or simple a night out in Phuket Town. With its well-priced, tasty food, it has got to be one of the best restaurants on the island. So if you haven’t been already, make sure you put Siam Indigo on your to-do list while in Phuket. – Siam Indigo Exotique Bar & Restaurant, 8 Phang Nga Road, Phuket Town. Tel/Fax: 076 256 697 or website: siamindigo.com –Claire Connell
Going up nicely
Saturday 20 August 2011, 03:13AM
Last Friday Paolo responded with his second wine dinner, a journey from the sea to the mountains of Italy, accompanied by Allegrini wines via Wine Gallery. As the irrepressible chef explained, all cuisine should be a combination of “tradition, revolution and balance” – Paolo is plainly no follower of fads, no molecular maven. The evening’s first offering was a variation on one of the regulars on the Patong restaurant’s regular menu, carpaccio of scallops, but with the addition of a genuinely memorable teaspoonful of sour cream flavoured with lime. Slippery smooth and then zing. This was followed by a little duet: jumbo shrimp croquette with paprika and capers in filo pastry; and a shot glass of basil pesto foam and caramel hazelnuts. Oh yes. More, please. Into the first course – a rock lobster risotto with saffron and radish. I have to confess that I’ve never been a great fan of risotto. There’s something slippery about it that doesn’t appeal to me. This was tastier than some I’ve had, and others at the table seemed to enjoy it, so let’s give it the benefit of the doubt. The next course was an utter triumph. Given the ingredients it had to be, really: A large raviolo filled with a black truffle and potato filling, a shallot and green apple sauce and topped with foie gras. Pan fried, of course (is there any other way?). And just in case, Paolo came around and shaved a little more truffle on top. “So,” asked Maurizio, “is he going up?” Definitely. Palates cleansed next with a glass of passion fruit and prosecco. The gods were having a good day when they invented passion fruit. Now, the main courses: A tartare of Fassone beef with capers and Parmigiano, followed by braised black Angus fillet mignon in a red wine and mustard sauce.Fassone beef comes from a Piedmontese animal renowned for its muscle mass and sweetish taste. In this case it was mixed with Lardo di Cassone – pork fatback with herbs. The result, very tender but rather greasy. The braised fillet was, if we’re honest, a mistake. Although it was timed to the second, leaving the interior of the meat pink, braising is a technique best left to school canteens. Once one got through the sauce, the meat was tender enough, but rather institutional in taste. The evening was saved, however by the mascarpone mousse dessert, a grand old recipe from Maurizio’s mother, topped with cocoa nibs and a slosh of cognac. Delicious.So Paolo has “gone up”, with a couple of downs. All applause to this delightful man for his courage in going out on a culinary limb. If he falls off every now and again, be sure that he’ll be learning from it - and every diner at Da Maurizio will benefit. As to the wine, Thai law does not permit any discussion of its merits. So while you, had you been at the Da Maurizio dinner, might say that the choice of wines was excellent – particularly the Allegrini Palazzo della Torre 2007 and the Amarone 2007 Corte Giara –  we can’t possibly comment.      Da Maurizio is on the hill be­tween Patong and Kalim. Web­site: baanrimpa.com/italian-restaurant. Book through the website or call 076 344079. – Alasdair Forbes
‘Yoda’ top dog in bottom prize
Friday 1 July 2011, 04:26AM
  It may not be the world’s greatest honour, but when you look like 14-year-old Yoda, you have to take what you can get. The Chinese crested-Chihuahua, with her scruffy short tufts of hair, protruding tongue and bulbous, bloodshot eyes, took out this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Competition. With it came a cheque for US$1000 (B30,000), a trophy, and lots of pet perks after stealing the hearts of judges and the audience alike with her ‘unique’ appearance. Owner Terry Schumacher of Hanford, California, said when she first encountered the pooch, she was convinced that the animal was a rat. After realising that the ball of hair and limbs was actually a dog, Ms Schumacher took the animal home and named her new pet after the pint-sized Jedi master from the Star Wars films, to whom the dog bears a resemblance. Yoda has since become part of the Schumacher family. She eats the same food as the Schumachers, and often accompanies Ms Schumacher to her day job as a dog groomer. At the contest, held at Sonoma-Marin Fair in California, Miss Schumacher hugged and kissed Yoda after she won the title as a first-time entrant in the 23-year-old show. A variety of other dogs, some missing eyes, fur, and others limping on limbs of a variety of sizes, also strutted their stuff at the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. The goal of the contest was to raise awareness of rescued dogs and to encourage adoption. Many dogs at the contest were bred unsuccessfully and then abandoned at animal shelters when their owners discovered that they had uneven legs, crooked spines and other deformities. Other competitors included last year’s winner, Princess Abby, a one-eyed Chihuahua, and a blind 15-year-old pug called Hercules.
BIG LIST: Internet sensations
Monday 27 June 2011, 10:55PM
  Internet fame can be fleeting, and while “planking” may be the latest craze, here are a few others you may (or may not) remember. Dancing Baby Also known as “Baby Cha-Cha”, this video file of an animated, 3D-rendered baby dancing for several seconds is one of the earliest examples of an Internet phenomenon. Originating as a motion capture demo file for the 3D Studio Max modelling program, it became hugely popular between 1996-1997 after being distributed widely over the Internet. Several edited versions and parodies were created shortly thereafter. Tourist guy The tourist guy, also known as “the accidental tourist”, “Waldo”, “WTC Guy”, or “tourist of death”, is an Internet phenomenon consisting of a photograph of a tourist (Péter Guzli) that has appeared in many digitally-altered pictures after the September 11 attacks, usually in unfortunate situations (such as on top of the Twin Towers as a plane approaches). As its fame spread, other people started to use the same tourist for other pictures. They included the tourist present at the sinking of the Titanic, at the John F. Kennedy assassination, the destruction of Air France Flight 4590 and at the Hindenburg disaster. Save Toby Save Toby was a humour website which involved a rabbit named Toby being held “hostage”. The site’s proprietor claimed to have found Toby injured outside his home and nursed him back to health. He claimed on the website that unless US$50,000 (B1.5 million) was donated through the website, he would have Toby killed and prepared as a meal. The owner of bored.com eventually bought the website and Toby was “saved”, but not before US$28,000 (B850,000) was reportedly donated by members of the public. Urban legend website snopes.com indicates that the website was a hoax, though the money paid was very real. The Million Dollar Homepage The Million Dollar Homepage was a website conceived by Alex Tew, a 21-year-old student from Wiltshire, England, to help raise money for his university education. The index page of the site consists of a 1000 x 1000 pixel grid (one million pixels), on which he sold image-based links for US$1 per pixel, in minimum 10 by 10 blocks. On January 1, 2006, the final 1,000 pixels left were put up for auction on eBay. The auction closed on January 11 with the winning bid of US$38,100.00 (B1.2 million), bringing his gross income for the site to US$1,037,100 (B31 million). Chuck Norris Facts Norris has been the object of an internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts documenting and proclaiming fictional, often heroic feats and characteristics, which began to circulate in late 2005. Some of them: Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them (which is perhaps fortunate: “Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold”), and finds some of them funny. Lolcats An explosively popular phenomenon, lolcats are basically just photos of cats, usually in unusual positions or with unusual expressions, and given a caption in “lolspeak”. These captions might look completely random, but they actually have some popular sentence structures and may even contain other memes. Meme is defined as “an idea, behaviour or style that spreads from person to person within a culture.” Epic Fail While fail is normally used as a verb, on the internet it has become a noun. It is used to denote a spectacular failure of some sort – usually involving images of videos of people making an embarrassing mistake.While fail may be labelled more like internet slang than a meme, it has spawned thousands of images and videos. Fail blog, a website dedicated to sharing fail photos and other images, is probably the most popular source.
‘Planking’ perils reach unusual places
Monday 27 June 2011, 10:54PM
BIG LIST: A talented bunch
Friday 17 June 2011, 12:49AM
  Tu Jin-Sheng: Crotch of iron Perhaps Kung Fu magazine puts it best: “When a man can tow a truck with his genitals, that’s all anyone ever really remembers about him.” Tu Jin-Sheng, a 50-year-old man from Taiwan, can do exactly that. In 2005 this martial arts grandmaster of Iron Crotch – a branch of Qigong said to have 60,000 followers worldwide – attached his manhood to a truck for a demonstration, and pulled it several yards across a car park in Fremont. Miroslaw Magola: Magnetic man Reminding one of scenes from The Matrix, Miroslaw Magola – the “Magnetic Man” – apparently defies laws of gravity with an extraordinary ability by using “mind control” to transport objects through the air and affix them to his body. Miroslaw explains that he employs “psychokinetics” to perform these uncanny feats. “It works because I load myself with energy and at the same time I wish for the object to rise.” Miroslaw has undergone numerous tests of his perplexing skill which remains unexplained by conventional science to date. It should be notes that some still question his abilities. Manjit Singh: Pulls a jet with his ears 57 year-old Manjit Singh, aka “Ironman”, holds more than 30 world records including pulling a double decker bus with his hair, lifting 85 kg with his ears, and if that wasn’t enough, pulling a jet with his ears to raise charity money. In April 2007, Singh pulled the aircraft – weighing approximately 7.4 tonnes – four metres at the East Midlands Airport in the UK. Speaking after the record attempt, he said: “I don’t feel too bad, I have a little bit of pain around the ears but I’m ok.” Ru Anting: Tearful art Fifty six year-old Chinese man Ru Anting has a very special talent: he can write calligraphy with water he shoots from his eyes. After sucking up water through his nose, he then sprays it through his tear ducts and onto paper. Ru discovered his unusual talent as a child while swimming in a river. “Sometimes I would swallow water while swimming, and once I accidentally discovered the water I swallowed could be shot out through my eyes. My friends were all shocked to see it,” he said. After three years of intensive practice, he found he could shoot water accurately for distances of more than three metres. Michel Lotito: Eats the odd plane French entertainer Michel Lotito is known as Monsieur Mangetout (Mister Eat-it-all). As a famous consumer of indigestables, Lotito’s performances include eating metal, glass and rubber. He can even claimto have eaten an entire aeroplane. The Cessna 150 took roughly two years to be “eaten” – from 1978 to 1980. Lotito apparently does not often suffer from ill-effects due to his diet, even after the consumption of materials usually considered poisonous. Thai Ngoc: Sleepless nights 64-year-old Thai Ngoc has counted more sheep than perhaps the entire world combined. The Vietnamese farmer is known for a unique talent: he needs no sleep. After getting a fever in 1973, Thai hasn’t been able to sleep for more than 11,700 consecutive nights. “I don’t know whether the insomnia has affected my health or not. But I’m still healthy and can farm normally like others,” Ngoc said. Proving his health, the elderly resident of Que Trung commune, Que Son district, said he can carries two 50-kilo bags of fertiliser four kilometres every day. Zhang Quan: Roaring applause 70 year-old Zhang Quan of China is hoping to get into the record books – by clapping his hands. His claps have been recorded as measuring 107 decibels, just three decibels lower than whirling helicopter blades. The bad news: Local environmental protection officials say Zhang is so loud, he could face arrest for noise pollution if he claps too often. Paul Oldfield: World’s Only Flatulist Former train driver Paul Oldfield doesn’t operate under the alias “Mr Methane” for no reason. The Englishman claims to be the only performing professional flatulist in the world or, more colloquially, a “professional farter”. His ‘talent’ came to light when he accompanied his sister in yoga practice. There, he discovered – to his surprise and delight – that he was able to take in air through his rear end, retain it, and then expel it as and when he chose. At first, it was nothing more than a party trick to entertain fellow railwaymen, but eventually Mr Methane found that by careful control, he could pick out a simple tune. He gradually expanded his repertoire, which now ranges from Strauss’ Blue Danube Waltz through to Kylie Minogue’s I Should Be So Lucky. In 1991, he left his job at British Rail and devoted himself to his new entertainment career, which now has him travelling around the world. On stage, he wears a skin-tight green-and-purple costume with cape and mask, looking like a superhero. Wei Mingtang: Inflating auditories This 55-year-old is a factory worker from Guilin city, in Guangxi province, China. About 30 years ago he discovered his ears leaked air, so he came up with the idea of using his ears and a pipe for his now famous act: inflating balloons with his ears. During a recent Spring Festival Party in Guilin, Wei also blew out 20 candles in a line within 20 seconds using a hose leading out from his ears.
BIG LIST: Way to go!
Friday 10 June 2011, 01:17AM
  456 BC: According to legend, Aeschylus, a Greek playwright, was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone. The tortoise survived. 207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs. 892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of a defeated foe to his leg, the tooth of which grazed against him as he rode his horse, causing the infection which killed him. 1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus. 1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, reportedly was allowed to choose the method of his execution. He chose to be drowned in a barrel of Malmsey wine. 1649: During the English Civil War of 1642-1651, Sir Arthur Aston, Royalist commander of the garrison during the Siege of Drogheda, was reportedly beaten to death with his own wooden leg, which the Parliamentarian soldiers thought concealed golden coins.   1794: John Kendrick, an American sea captain and explorer, was killed in the Hawaiian Islands when a British ship fired a salute to Kendrick’s vessel. The cannon had mistakenly been loaded with a grapeshot. 1911: Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after injuring a toe when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember the combination. 1916: Grigori Rasputin, Russian mystic, was reportedly poisoned while dining with a political enemy, then shot in the head, then shot three more times in the back, and then bludgeoned for good measure. Amazingly still alive, he was then bound and thrown into a frozen river. Breaking free of his bonds, his eventual cause of death was drowning. The credibility of this story has since been called into question though, but Rasputin remains an international man of mystery, with the Russian Museum of Erotica also claiming to be in possession of his severed 13-inch penis, although that claim too is disputed. 1927: Isadora Duncan, dancer, died of accidental strangulation and a broken neck when one of the long scarves she was famous for wearing caught on the wheel of a car in which she was a passenger. 1974: Christine Chubbuck, an American television news reporter, committed suicide during a live broadcast on 15 July. At 9.38am, 8 minutes into her talk show, on WXLT-TV in Sarasota, Florida, she drew out a revolver and shot herself in the head. 1979: Robert Williams, a worker at a Ford Motor Co. plant, was the first known man to be killed by a robot. 1981: Boris Sagal, a film director, died while shooting the TV miniseries World War III when he walked into the tail rotor blade of a helicopter and was decapitated. 1983: Richard Wertheim, a linesman at the boys’ singles finals in the US open, was struck by a ball hit by a young Stefan Edberg. He toppled backwards off his chair fracturing his skull as he hit the ground. 2001: Bernd-Jürgen Brandes from Germany was stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by Armin Meiwes. Brandes had answered an internet advertisement by Meiwes looking for someone for this purpose. Brandes explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten. 2002: Brittanie Cecil, an American 13-year-old hockey fan, died two days after being struck in the head by a hockey puck at a game between the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Calgary Flames at Nationwide Arena. 2008: Marciana Silva, 67, died after her dead husband’s coffin slammed into the back of her neck during a traffic accident en route to his funeral in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. 2005: South Korean Lee Seung Seop died after a 50 hour video game bender. Exhaustion, dehydration, and heart failure caused Lee to collapse, and he died shortly thereafter at age 28. 2007: Surinder Singh Bajwa, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, died after falling from his building’s terrace while trying to fight off attacking Rhesus Macaque monkeys. 2009: Vladimir Likhonos, a Ukrainian student, died after accidentally dipping a piece of homemade chewing gum into explosives he was using on another project. He mistook the jar of explosive for citric acid, which was also on his desk. The gum exploded, blowing off his jaw and most of the lower part of his face. 2010: Mike Edwards, 62, a musician and a founding member of rock group Electric Light Orchestra, was killed when a 600 kg bale of hay rolled down a hill and landed on his passing van in Devon, England. 2010: Robert Boardman, 63, was gored to death by a mountain goat while he was eating lunch at Olympic National Park in the US state of Washington. 2011: John Van Hoy Jr, drowned when he was caught and held underwater by the suction nozzle of a Jacuzzi at the Bahamian resort where he was staying.
BIG LIST: World's greatest hoaxes
Friday 3 June 2011, 05:39AM
  Surgical precision: In 1934, Colonel Robert Wilson, a respected British surgeon, said he noticed something moving in the waters of Lock Ness and took a picture of it. The resulting image showed the slender neck of a serpent rising out of the Loch. The photo came to be known simply as “The Surgeon’s photo”, and for decades it was considered to be the best evidence of the monster. It wasn’t until 1994, when Christian Spurling, before his death at the age of 90, confessed his involvement in a plot, which included Colonel Wilson and big game hunter “Duke” Wetherell, to create the famous photo. Apparently Wetherell’s motive was revenge. He had been humiliated years earlier when the supposed monster’s footprints he found turned out to be nothing but dried hippo footprints. It’s in the name: Idaho – it’s perhaps the only state to be named as the result of a hoax. When a name was being selected for new territory, eccentric lobbyist George M. Willing suggested “Idaho”, which he claimed was a Native American term meaning “gem of the mountains”. It was later revealed that Willing had made up the name himself, and the original Idaho territory was re-named Colorado because of it. Eventually the controversy was forgotten, and modern-day Idaho was given the made-up name when Idaho Territory was formally created in 1863. We are not alone: On May 5 1995, Ray Santilli, a London-based film producer, presented for the first time his alleged “alien autopsy” footage to media representatives and UFO researchers. The body, it was suggested, was that of an alien taken from the supposed Roswell UFO crash site in 1947. The debate on whether the autopsied body is a very realistic mannequin, a girl with a genetic disorder, or a real alien is still going on. Pathologists have also questioned the techniques used in the supposed autopsy. The best evidence against the film comes from one of the background details. On one wall of the autopsy room, there is a type of warning sign that was not produced until 1967, two decades after the supposed autopsy. The missing link: The so-called Piltdown Man was hypothesised from parts of a skull and jaw bone found in 1912 in a gravel pit at Piltdown in the English county of Sussex. Experts of the day claimed the fragments were the fossilised remains of a hitherto unknown form of early man, touted as an evolutionary missing link between ape and man. In 1953, 41 years later, the Piltdown Man was finally exposed as a composite forgery: it consisted of bits of a human skull of medieval age, the 500-year-old lower jaw of a Sarawak orangutan and fossilised chimpanzee teeth. The identity of the Piltdown forger remains unknown. A holy legend: Legend has it that John Anglicus, a ninth century Englishman, travelled to Rome, became a Cardinal, and when Pope Leo IV died in 853 AD, was unanimously elected pope. As Pope John VIII, he ruled for two years, until 855 AD. However, while riding one day from St Peter’s to the Lateran, he had to stop by the side of the road and, to the astonishment of everyone, gave birth to a child. It turned out that Pope John VIII was really a woman. In other words, Pope John was really Pope Joan. According to legend, upon discovering the Pope’s true gender, the people of Rome tied her feet together and dragged her behind a horse while stoning her, until she died. Another legend has it that she was sent to a faraway convent to repent her sins and that the child she bore grew up to become the Bishop of Ostia. It is still not known whether the story of Pope Joan is true. Checkmate: The “Turk” purported to be a chess-playing automaton constructed and unveiled in 1769 by Wolfgang von Kempelen. He first exhibited the “Turk” at the court of Austrian Empress Maria Theresa in 1770, and later took it on a tour of Europe for several years during the 1780s. The Turk defeated prominent world-figures, such as Napoleon Bonaparte and Benjamin Franklin. The cabinet behind which the Turk “sat” had doors that opened to reveal internal clockwork mechanisms, and when activated the mechanism appeared to be able to play a strong game of chess against a human opponent. However, some 50 years later it was revealed that the cabinet was a cleverly constructed illusion that allowed a chess master to hide inside and operate the mannequin. Consequently, it won most games. The Turk was destroyed by fire in 1854. Righteous acquisition: In 1994 a press release began circulating around the Internet claiming that Microsoft had bought the Catholic Church. The release quoted Bill Gates saying that he considered religion to be a growth market and that, “The combined resources of Microsoft and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people.” Under the terms of the deal, Microsoft would acquire exclusive electronic rights to the Bible and would make the sacraments available online. Microsoft had to issue a formal denial of the release on December 16, 1994. This was the first hoax to reach a mass audience using the Internet. Its authors remain unknown. Alien invasion: The War of the Worlds, a radio adaptation by Orson Welles of HG Wells’ classic novel, was performed by Mercury Theatre on the Air as a Halloween special on October 30, 1938. The live broadcast was so realistic that it frightened many listeners into believing that an actual Martian invasion was in progress. It has been called the “single greatest media hoax of all time”, even though it was not intended to be one.